These cards I made just for the purpose of laugh. I think that the ones unfamiliar with Pen'n'Paper RPGs may not understand their meaning but I hope some of you came across that sort of activity.
Yeah, I always wondered why the heck anyone would want to play RPG on a special board with special figures. Go to Hell!
About 30% dungeon crawling adventures involve undead and 90% of them involve him. 11 out of 10 players say: "Ah, there must be an Undead King".
Nothing more annoying when somebody interrupts Dungeon Master during his description of the situation by implying that. "It can't happen! Look at the Rulebook, page 232 Paragraph 7 Line 6. YOU'RE WRONG!" It basicly kills the session.
Ah! Live Action Role Playing. Seems that everyone there can mimic sounds of over 100000 different creatures which don't even exist. You can't? You fail!
Ah, the not-so-epic adventures must involve a King who summons those brave folks of players' heroes to solve the mistery of...
Ah... The roleplayer's bread and butter. You can't be a hero without proper equipment and your Big F***ing Sword +666.
Ah, the mightiest and most widely known guy in all Faerun. Everybody hates him, he's a drow, come on! You can't kill him. He always comes back.
There cannot be an adventure in the Forgotten Realms without a proper Dragon, can it? I sometimes wonder why isn't it written in the rulebook to begin with.
Let the battle be joined! Gather your weapons, folks! Don't falter, for King and Glory! - said ser Knight and rushed recklessly into the heart of combat. Ah, good old times. But what about the battleplan and 10 hours of rolling a f***ing dice?
There it is, the final battle. Basically, you can't win. It's impossible. But wait. What would happen if you luckily rolled the dice 10000 times in a row?
Enjoy guys!
Yeah, I'm crazy.
Subject: Dungeons & Cardgames 
Sun Mar 21, 2010 10:36 pm
